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Gerald Warner: 'Blair's heir' finally finds his true place in the party of Peel



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Published Date: 05 October 2008
LAST week an event occurred that had great political significance. Amid the frenzy of plummeting markets, collapsing banks and the confrontation in America between Wall Street and Main Street at the climacteric of a presidential election, there came a portentous moment in our domestic politics: David Cameron became the leader of the Tory Party.
You might ask: did that not happen almost three years ago? No, in reality, it did not. Being elected to the leadership is one thing; being taken to the bosom of the Conservative Party is quite a different matter. Edward Heath was not only party leade
r, he governed in the name of Conservatism for four years; but he never won the heart, confidence or trust of his party. In that sense, he was never truly a Tory leader.

Something of the same alienation – though never as toxic as that of Heath – attached to Cameron, despite his success in the polls. Even electoral success is not guaranteed to seal the covenant between the Tory leader and the faithful: Heath won a general election, after all, which Cameron has not yet done. The Tories are a close-knit tribe. Their fetishes and taboos are complex and inscrutable to outsiders – on occasion even to some of the tribal elders. At recent party conferences the faithful have had to sit, stony-faced, while certain of those elders defiled their most sacred totems. Theresa May, in her notorious rant at the 2005 conference, berated the dedicated men and women in her captive audience who had sacrificed a week's work to attend this masochistic event. "Don't think you'll find a refuge from the modern world here," the kitten-heeled harridan scolded her employers. "There is no place for you in our (sic) Conservative Party." Francis Maude is another foreign body within the Tory Party; like May, with his modernising obsessions, he remains intrinsically alien. The influence of these deranged innovators, infected with the brain disease Portillista modernensis, was the greatest single threat to Cameron's credibility.

At the 2006 Tory conference we saw 'Dave', in his 'Heir of Blair' phase, indulging in verbal gymnastics of the most clownish – and dangerously alienating – kind: "There's something special about marriage… It's about commitment"… His audience nearly succumbed to premature standing ovation, just before he added: "And by the way, it means something whether you're a man and a woman, a woman and a woman or a man and another man." Could Rowan Williams have produced a more nonsensical piece of moral Poujadism?

During the brief period when Cameron's leadership of the opposition overlapped with Tony Blair's dying premiership, both the Tories and Labour were led by men who were, in varying degrees, foreign to the culture of their parties. Blair was always alien to Labour. Cameron's case was different. Any in-depth analysis of him showed his instincts and intellect were intuitively Tory. Even his Parliamentary voting record was socially conservative. Yet he had become persuaded he must deny his core beliefs to make his party electable. Imitating Blair had become a mania with the Conservative high command. Now, events have finally liberated the Tories.

The Islington/Notting Hill passion for "social liberalism" was a trendy luxury of the days of plenty. Today, in an era of house repossessions, rising unemployment and financial insecurity, all that hug-a-hoodie, close-a-grammar-school buffoonery is an electoral liability, not an asset. Crisis has concentrated the minds of the Tory leader and the electorate alike.

So, in Birmingham last Wednesday, Cameron and his party finally became as one. Without appearing to do so, by illustration rather than rhetoric, he contrived to make a deeply philosophical speech. He denounced Libertarianism, repudiating the swivel-eyed moral anarchists who have tried to colonise the Conservative Party. Ditto the free-market anarchists: "We are not an anti-state party." Yet he made it clear he would demolish Labour's leviathan state: "It means destroying all those useless quangos and initiatives." He would also sweep away the "health and safety, human rights culture".

On the Union, the NHS, crime, education and the Lisbon Treaty he struck exactly the right note. He gave the kind of specific commitments on cleaning up political sleaze that Gordon Brown has always evaded. He even threw back the "no such thing as society" canard at Labour, in a dramatic excoriation of its bleak, state-centred Arctic night. He invoked Peel, Shaftesbury and Disraeli without becoming affectedly didactic. This was the speech half the country had waited years to hear: the reassertion of Toryism's enduring relevance – the manifesto of our next Prime Minister.





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  • Last Updated: 04 October 2008 8:36 PM
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1

Teemackell the Scribe,

05/10/2008 00:21:58
GW writes, "He even threw back the "no such thing as society" canard at Labour, in a dramatic excoriation of its bleak, state-centred Arctic night."

What a curious interpretation.

Another, more plausible, might be: he drove a stake through the heart (if that's the right term) of Thatcherite individualism and the me-first ethos of the 80s and 90s whose reckless financial adventurism has brought us all to the bring of an abyss.

Of course, I may have forgotten the author of "no such thing as society." Perhaps GW will remind us instead of labelling it a "canard."
2

Mr. Lachie Todd,

Edinburgh 05/10/2008 09:27:59
In this confused piece the author is trying to turn the clock back to a time that is long Gone With The Wind!

David Cameron said a lot about nothing because the Tory Party simply has no alternative, credible policies.

Barring a miracle of biblical proportions, Gordon Brown will loose the next UK General Election and the English Tories will win comfortably without ever having had to fight for it. Cameron will simply win by default.

A Tory win in England still does not address the real problem the former "One Nation" party has to face:
the Scots Tories, who are still treated like low caste political Dalits, are unelectable!
3

Itchy,

05/10/2008 10:18:37
"Ditto the free-market anarchists:"

This is a Marxist term?

#1 BTW it is big government interventionism that is the root of today's financial crisis.
4

whomthegodswishtodestroytheyfirstmakemad,

05/10/2008 11:21:09
Gerald,

Its been several weeks since your return to this papaer after an unexplained absence, in that time despite monumental events taking place involving the present Government your column has chosen to discuss anything but what was happening in the here and now.
This item today is the first time you have ventured to the edges of contemporary discussion. Could it be that your absence was because your columns had been damaging to Gordon Brown who ordered your employers to get rid of you ? Could it be that you were allowed back providing you laid off the PM and his sycophants ? Could it be that even your editors now see the writing on the wall and they are about to let you off the leash ??
Gerald it is your duty to deliver mortal blows to this disasterous administration so next week speak of the name you dare not today "Mandleson" ! I look forward to your insights !
5

Bolivarian Scot,

BorisTown 05/10/2008 12:19:37
Gerald Warner says that David Cameron "gave the kind of specific commitments on cleaning up political sleaze that Gordon Brown has always evaded".

Last week's Channel 4 "Dispatches" documentary (29/9/08) showed David Cameron restoring the Conservative Party's finances by charging up to £50k a head to have dinner with him at his Notting Hill home: in other words, "cash for access".

One-man, one-vote it certainly isn't.

That, plus the high profile of tax exiles like Belize-based Lord Ashcroft, the Deputy Chairman, is curious for a party that styles itself as the anti-sleaze alternative to New Labour.

I think it's fairly obvious that New Labour and the revitalised Tories are, in ideological terms, "two cheeks of the same backside" (to paraphrase George Galloway).
6

Richardinho,

05/10/2008 12:25:44
Despite his optimism, I fear that Gerald is doomed to disappointment with the 'new' Tory leader-no one could ever possibly hope to live up to Gerald's standards of lunacy.
7

Bolivarian Scot,

05/10/2008 13:06:17
# 3 Itchy said:-

" "Ditto the free-market anarchists:"

This is a Marxist term?

#1 BTW it is big government interventionism that is the root of today's financial crisis."

This nonsense about "big government interventionism" and "Marxism" being responsible for the "credit crunch" is currently flavour-of-the-month on rightwing US websites such as HumanEvents. According to that school of thought, affirmative action social-engineering programmes "forced" US banks to lend money to high-risk African-Americans, who subsequently defaulted on their loans, causing the collapse of civilisation as we know it.

So in other words, according to US conservatives, it's all the fault of irresponsible blacks and do-gooders like the Clintons. Anything but admit that their beloved "free-market" system could have failed!

Here's a more plausible, apolitical explanation of the "credit crunch".

China and other emerging markets generate massive savings surpluses. These were channelled to the West from c2000 onwards, driving up bond prices and reducing yields. Hence the era of cheap credit.

Banks suffered from low interest rates and therefore scouted around for ways of improving yields. They hit on the wizard wheeze of extending loans to less creditworthy people, packaging the mortgages into special investment vehicles (SPVs), and selling title to the income from those vehicles to different classes of investor, assisted by ratings agencies such as S & P and Moody's, who helpfully labelled the SIVS, eg AAA+ = low-risk. Bankers generated commission by selling and reselling those SIVS throughout the world.

Naturally, US real estate prices soared as more money chased the same supply of housing, thereby providing apparently good collateral for loans. Banks made increasingly generous loans to non-sub-prime borrowers, both in the USA and elsewhere. In the UK, where much borrowing was irresponsible "equity release" to buy non-essentials.

NOTE: no-one "forced" the
8

Bolivarian Scot,

BorisTown 05/10/2008 13:10:17

/ ...............

NOTE: no-one "forced" the bankers to lend. They made a commercial judgement based on the assumption that ever-rising property prices would, in the last resort, repay dodgy loans.

In early 2007, the inevitable sub-prime defaults escalated. After a while, it became obvious that no-one knew for sure how much of the packaged subprime debt was "out there". Markets hate uncertainty, even interbank lending markets. Many banks were highly dependent on interbank funding (as opposed to customers' deposits) therefore interbank lending clammed up, bank lending to the "real economy" slowed, and economic activity and consumption nosedived.

A "perfect storm" of negative factors was rounded off by the implementation of IFRS "mark-to-market" accounting, which caused volatility and panic.

"Big government" realised, too late, that its regulators had been ridiculously lax. But it was the banking industry that had insisted on "light-touch" regulation.

Now the US taxpayer has socialised the toxic debt to bail out the "free market" economy.

Yet Itchy and others continue to bang on about the evils of "big government". It would be good if capitalists actually understood capitalism!
9

John PM,

Edinburgh 05/10/2008 22:19:58
So the doolally Warner is back. The old columns were funnier btw, this seems a bit wishy washy, sooking up to DC and pretending he's really as nasty as your party.

It sounds like you are desperate to 'big up' the boy David but the reality is that he IS a vapid 'heir to Blair' another slave to the opinion polls and a desperate spinner who can't even decide on his own hair cut!

The Tories are of course dead up here anyway and when they win by default in England from a suicidal Labour party Scotland will vote for the normal powers of independence.

 

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