A run for his money
MT: We’d hate to see you leave. You’ve been popular with our core viewers.
JR: I know, Mark. It’s a wrench. A monkey wrench!
MT: I hope it’s not because we’re moving your show to BBC Scotland. They’ve got great facilities at Pacific Quay.
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Hide AdJR: I don’t think so, Mark. Nothing there to spend the money on.
MT: We can look creatively at a new role for you. Big interviews in prime time slots.
And I was rather hoping you might do a series – you know, a Night On the Town with Jonathan Ross, starting with Vince Cable.
JR: Sounds great, Mark. But not much fun. And the sort of TV I do is fun.
MT: I’m glad you think that, Jonathan. It hasn’t been much fun for me.
JR: I’ve brought in all those viewers. You’ll never get as good a replacement.
MT: Well, I was rather hoping you might stay in some capacity, perhaps on radio, helping older callers with your skills and knowledge.
JR: I’m hot on the money, Mark. The folding stuff, the spondulicks…
MT: Excellent! How about hosting Radio Four’s Moneybox Live?
JR: Whoever listens to that?
MT: It’s got your name all over it!
JR: I’m off. Post the cheque, won’t you?